Why?

Did I feel the urge to make Jon a pan of oatmeal butterscotch bars?! It's like TORTURE! I've already eaten two and I'm so weak! I may not be able to keep myself away from the any longer! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

If I could eat them all before the family gets home, maybe they'll never know!

He needs to go to Rainier tomorrow WITH the damed evil butterscotch bars just to save me from them!